Attention Everyone: This 'WEB SITE' has been updated - May 20th, 2008, Tuesday
This 'Web Page' has been updated - May 20th, 2008, Tuesday

Realization: Congratulations, it took you your whole life, but you finally made it...


*Insert conceited laugh from web-visitor *> -- Here -- <*


The Website of the Creator of the Website



Welcome, and please enjoy your visit. Here‘s hoping your visit is an interesting one.

And this is Very important for all viewers: Please, DO let me know if there are too many or too little of pictures on here. Give me web-design
Advice. Remember...You are the web-surfer, but I am merely the designer. Without you, I am nothing. Click Here for more information.

See the Contents of this page.



Contents:

Welcome

Scope of this Website

A Preface

Disclosure in lieu of Judgment

My Comment to the Viewer

Exception Clauses

Conclusion

The Wonderful Click-Here-to-Continue Link

New Pages

These New Links have been added as of “Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 9:45PM PST“...

Welcome to What’s Left of Paradise
...and here‘s a relaxing image for you...

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The following text is boring and tactful information for people, plants, and animals who are interested in reading...

All others can continue on below to the Main Links Page.



Welcome
A General Comment to current visitors to this site, regarding it's history of artistic style:
Yes, this is where that tacky revolving picture used to be, but I evicted it from it's home. Sorry for whoever actually marvelled at it. It was either the image or the shotgun. I chose the image. I won't quip about it any more than that.

To New Visitors: Welcome home. If intellect confuses you, then just hang tight. It does get better from here. Real artistic entrances are meant to baffle and confuse people. That's what movie goers, video game fanatics, readers, and sports fans of any activity in the world pan-culturally call 'Entertainment'. It may be confusing, and frustrating to read this, but trust me, the thrills are to come. All forms of successful intercourse require a tease to elicit the desires that one never knew were there. I am just drawing emotions, positive, negative, and in between, and setting the stage before the curtains are raised. If you didn't believe me, then I don't oppose you. I don’t mean to bore my readers. So, if I extremely piss you off or violate your code of conduct, then it was intentional, and yes, I am on the other side of this computer laughing like a mentally sick and rabid hyena about it. Overall, my intention is substance.

To All: Whether you would like to stay or go, then thank you for the mouse-click of your time, and have a great day. I just like to brace people for things, so that the shock is not as great. Learning can be electrifying, especially when it contradicts what you were already taught to know. Beyond the metaphors, and the thought inducing lyrics, and to say it bluntly, for those who like it very sweet and very simple, I want to say this: I made it especially for you and I really hope you like it.

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Scope of this Website:

What is the purpose of this website?
To build a network of artists, free-thinkers, musicians, and other creative individuals, to bring inspiration to the world, to keep it alive with passion for the soul. If you are already convinced that I am not worth your time, then don't take me too seriously. I have a downright and real world, vivacious sense of humor too. You didn’t think I was BORN with this extensive vocabulary, did you? Most likely, I started off just like you did and all the way from that start, I came to this point: Now. Relax, this isn’t me. This is just my writing, just as the computer that you’re on isn’t you, it’s just your reading. Amazing that you’ve learned this much about me, but you still don’t see me face to face. This is just kind of an expression. So, if it gets hot in here while reading, then just remember, I want to be considerate and specific, but I also want to be myself by being entertaining. It either takes a few photographs, or a lot of words to express what’s going on in my ticker. You’ve got a lot of words, but they’re straight from the heart. So, suck it up and feel blessed to know that. Like I said, there is more to come.

All great dramas and comedies take time to sew, and once the seeds have been planted, the laughs and the education grow from there. Stick around; we might learn something. If you read the above paragraph too fast and don‘t understand it, like I often times do, then please, feel free to press the Refresh button and read it again till you do. I specially programmed this paragraph so that you could eventually understand it if you really wanted to. The only back-draw is that for some people, they have to read it again, because beyond the latest available software and technology made available to me and made available to the general public, their short-term cache memory has become overloaded with old information. Though, I have worked very hard to make this a fully comprehensive Document. If it isn‘t as I have stated above, then please understand that I have done my best to make a valid and consciously coherent statement and to provide it to the said reader.
All Good Lawyers, it is permissible to laugh, pending your agreement with the above statement, herein, noted as ‘Statement A‘. The said Laugh, defined hereafter as, “An exertion of muscular spasms or a muscular spasm,” is made in lieu of the termination of the agreement with the said Statement A, made herein the Document hereafter the currently said statement including the punctuation of the period, but not excluding “these three words“. If oneself, whom has not provided the said laughter at the previous statement hereafter, then at this juncture, claims any such Charges or Validation that he or she is and maintains the legal status of being a Good lawyer, then that said individual, notwithstanding the current statement, and excluding the contradictions or violations of any prior agreements with any such prior written notices may, with certainty, upon contacting their intellectual providers, and obtaining transcribed approval, therefore, and herein proceed to laugh, themselves, along with any previously said Good lawyers. Good lawyers, at their discretion, may intercede with a continuation of the prior laughter, on the condition that their previously said and legally binding statement of status is exclusively justifiable.

Warranties of Liability: Exclusively, no lawyer, in any such frame of mind, shall, based upon their visit within the said website, make charges of harassment, discrimination, or any such charges which would therefore result in the change of the current legal, intellectual, or otherwise status of current comparative existence of the associate or his or her affiliates, or his or her or their physical components, or their intellectual works, or their abilities to write freely and rightfully flowing text, in the direction, thereof. Concurrently, the lawyer agrees with the provider that there is no expressly written warranty that guarantees the rights of the author of this document have not been redressed, constitutionally, and that the said lawyer, or lawyers, hold no one responsible for any such damages to any such entity, psyche, or reputation of the said lawyer or lawyers, and that this agreement is completely bogus and does not constitute any contract between yourself or yourselves or the crazy bastard on the other end of this keyboard making this insanely superfluous document grow longer and longer, beyond this juncture of the agreement. Once the said Warranties of Liability have been read, then hereafter, any such lawyers will laugh at you or with you, from the internet, with the fully cohesive understanding of all said agreements, with the full intention of stating that you still have not gotten the joke.

For everyone else who doesn’t speak another language within a language...

this webpage is of course not freely promoted, so expect the pop-ups to anger you while they offer politely gestured sales pitches at the rate of infinity times psychopathic rage (***have fun people***)

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A Preface:

As you can clearly read, I am not a conventional writer. However, the future is not a conventional thing; it happens without cause and goes forth with reasons that only the great "mother nature" can provide. So, just as a person who would sit and watch the beautiful flow of a creek, or as a person who would gaze in awe at the torrential hammering of a waterfall, or as a person who stands atop the cascading frontiers of an untouched mountaintop would breathe in deeply, not necessarily understanding their discovery but no-less, still ‘understanding‘, please, read on as we both march boldly beside the future, and enter it‘s vast kingdom. Let nature be your guide. I hide nothing from the eye that rests in the mind and what permeates from the soul. I can't apologize for offending anyone with my website. I can only sympathize that they aren't mature enough to handle it, or that they can never grow to learn to enjoy it's relative diversity. Hope that this paragraph wasn't too big to read, and that it was just right for the reader. That is my intention. Not always, of course, but for the most part, when it needs to be just right. Send questions and comments, otherwise, and I will certainly see about accommodating you.
As I always say, it's really all up to you.....you kids have fun now!

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New Pages

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The newly added links...

Saturday, June 11th, 2005 2:10AM PST: Inscribed somewhat vulgar, but by no means offensive. ** Rage and Desire Inspired by Music **
Sunday, July 17th, 2005 9:22PM PST: An inspirational analysis of the Sylvester Stallone hit, Rocky II. ** My Professional Critique **
Monday, July 18th, 2005 11:50AM PST: Who are you? Who are we to say who you are? The World is at Stake.** A Comprehensive Analysis Regarding Your Existence **
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 2:10PM PST: Get sexified or don't get sexified, it's your choice, isn't it?** Welcome to your lame Sex life **
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 9:45PM PST: It‘s what we all want. ** Your Life Behind Bars **

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E-mails are Encouraged - Keep on the Wire
http://dinono.tripod.com/email.html
Disclosure in lieu of Judgment:
Don't let the picture or anything else on this webpage hinder your judgment. A wiser person than myself once said that people who are scared away because of their prejudgments, in truth and reality, are afraid. They are trapped within their fears and cannot gain the strength and wisdom to escape them. Brave people have to look deep within themselves to learn to accept another. For a long time, this page used to be yellow, but I'm now happy to admit that I changed it to my favorite color, blue. I am truly happy about that.

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If you would like, you can fill out my optional Comments Page.
It's pretty zany, but overall, a very interesting and entertaining thing.
My Comment to the Viewer:

Just a comment of my own: I can't believe you had the patience to read to the bottom of this page. You must work in a call center, or for customer service, or with children or something. Strange how the two categories (A) Conflicts with Business Professionals and (B) Conflicts with Immature Children are correlated isn't it? I mean, I know they can use Word and Excel, and they can probably speak about 5 different languages, but still, the question is: Do some people just need to get over themselves and grow up? I say if you don't like me asking you questions, then screw you. You can go and lose yourself somewhere in a galaxy of pleasure, or perhaps just click on some of the pictures or some of the music I've put on the website for people just like you. I don't hate you because you don't want to think within the realm of text. I mean, not everyone has the time to do that-- : - ) Do they? Above all, this should be held with the most paramount regard by my dear reader: although I may be frustrated here and there with people, I still like them. I'm just thinking about you and writing this because I like you and want to show you that. If you like me for that, then you'll probably appreciate that and then do the same in return. In a successful case, there you have it, a pan-culturally--thing that has truth across the people of the world--interactive experience. Welcome to my home. Kick back and relax for a while. I figure it was probably a bitch getting here. Have some food for thought.

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Exception Clauses

Clause A
Clause B
Clause C
Clause D
Clause E
Clause F
Clause A:
**In the slight case-scenario, where you have a slight ego problem, you might not like me exposing you like this; so, let me just put the inconspicuous sheepskin back on for a moment for ya till you're comfortable with me--let's blend a bit. Just let me know when I don't frighten you anymore, and I will help you, that is, if you really do need my help.

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Clause B:
**I do already know, you don't have an ego, and you don't need me and my good-for-nothing help either. You're perfectly fine by yourself. I'm perfectly fine with that too. I mean, if anything, you could probably help me, because I am weak. And from what I've written within the past couple of paragraphs, you have already deduced that I am obviously fragile and not knowing, and that I am just a person who thinks "too Goddamn much and needs to stop" and I am just a person who needs to know how to "get a life and stop masturbating". I mean, your life must be supreme compared to mine, and so might your perspective be. You probably don't masturbate at all. I'm sorry and did not mean to offend you and your greatness. I should have put a picture of me bowing down, to serve you and your ultimate cause, for which I do not even know, that it is such a grandeur. Please, let me know how I can serve you. You are my master and I am just a dumb servant. Thank you for making me your servant. What can I do for you, oh, great one? How can I redeem myself?

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Clause C:
**Most likely, you responded to the previous clause with a little bit of disgust, thinking, "Well, this guy obviously is trying to taunt people online, as if he really 'doesn't have a life', as he suggested previously. I mean, he must have nothing better to do with his time than to sound all-knowing and like this smart 'guru', like he calls himself. I'm just going to turn off this page, since I reached the bottom of it and found out how interested in it I am, and since I know what this guy is all about. He sounds like a jerk."

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Clause D:
**This clause I made for myself. Note, I did not make a link to my email for the people with an extreme ego problem, as the previous clause states above, because they are surrounded by their hatred for themselves and cannot be helped. For everyone else who would like to say they have reached the bottom of the page, then please click here. I would ALSO, in a cosmically transcendental manner, like to elevate my soul to the spiritual realm and astrologically thank the kind visitors, for exposing their own egos by only reading about the above paragraph, then closing it, thoughtlessly, without even considering that there is probably more to me than just the few words that they could capacitate in their vocabulary, that they've labeled me with. And to think, ‘I’ was called weak and fragile. If this same ‘labeling problem’ is true about yourself, the current reader, then it may be clear to you that you need to re-examine your own cognitive definition of ‘weak‘. That might help you. Or I might, as well. Of course, that‘s just a suggestion *insert extremely large, dignified, and joyous smile*.

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Clause E:
**I'd better stop making clauses before I contradict myself. However, if you do have an ego, and you need help with your definitions, I will be happy to get a load off of your mind, and with lots of other truth-revealing things as well. Try me, I am loaded. I am not sure what I am loaded ‘with‘, however, I have got a lot of it to go around, and I am not shy about sharing. I learned that, the best gift of the world, in kindergarten.

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Enjoy the website.

Clause F:
**To those who were interested in reading it--yes, don’t worry, I know you exist--and to conclude and justify the reason for the way this list of clauses was written, and to make a damn funny point, if you have read to the bottom of this page, chances are, you do not need my help but a question or comment or two from you wouldn‘t be too bad.

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And to make my final point, people with the slightest of ego cases DO infact need help, and not an ass kicking anecdote which pummels their sense of self to the ground and inflicts a rage into their minds which disembarks the ship afloat, containing their tyrannical rage, like the rest of the people who have really bad egos.

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Conclusion:

Conclusion: I hope someone learned something about psychology and or philosophy, with this long and exaggerated, but well detailed point. Thanks to writing this web page alone, I’ve probably got some homework for some kind of a class already completed. Don’t try to steal from me, because here is a little technology education I picked up while studying Cisco Computer Networking: once something is written into a computer, it then becomes copyrighted, automatically. Therefore, I then am digitally, and technologically able to prove that “...your works…” are actually ‘my’ works, and therefore, you might not want me to do that, considering not only how ‘cool‘ of a person I am for writing all of these things, but also, considering how “…you might not like me when I am angry[,]…” as The Hulk says. And, finally, if you do actually believe that you could pass yourself off as me, then I implore you to try and fail miserably, because for the most part, you wouldn’t even be able to explain to anyone, in a detailed enough fashion how you came up with all of these great ideas. Just ask Milli Vanilli about what ‘good imitation’ is to the ‘real thing‘, and they probably will either not be able to come up with an answer, or they will just as fraudulently lip synch one for you from some musical group you love to listen to. That should sum things up here.

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As said before, Enjoy the website.

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Pictures, Words, and Desirable Looking Things:
Isn’t it exciting to think that your opinion counts and DOES something for you and for others? Let me know, so I can make my site better. If you’re too lazy to comment, then I just won’t know how to accept your blind criticism. What is a website without simple Feedback, Comments, or Suggestions??? Wonderful things happen inside a considerate mind! We’re all in this together, and if you can Help me to make your visit more wonderful, then I will certainly do so.

I need your Help because as good as I am at writing what‘s in my own mind, I still can’t read other people’s minds yet. The only reason there is what there is on this site, and why it is so good looking is not because I purely idolize my own way of thinking, but because of the thoughtful, intellectual, and sometimes necessarily vulgar comments from different demes of open-minded people of the world. These many others are people just like you. Help them out too. Either that, or you can just pass along the website to others, and spread the word about it, and just enjoy the view. By the looks of what you see here, I obviously will support that too.



Helpful Ideas to Contribute? I would love to use them just as much as you would love to Tell Me About Them...


If you are absolutely satisfied with everything as-is, then go to the website.

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The Bottom of the Page:

Welcome to the 'actual' bottom of the page. Congratulations for clicking and proving that everyone else is utterly consumed by their egos. Without a doubt and at the top of your virtuous game, I proclaim that you are the least afflicted by the vexes of an overdriven ego, and if possible, you should be immediately rewarded for not being a ‘jerk‘ by definition. Of course, why exactly did you feel you had to click that link anyways?

To Hell with it, Enjoy the website anyways.